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For the longest of time her dreams had always been dark due to the stress levels of that world combined all the dimension hopping but for that night it was all soft and easy for once. When morning came and her eyes fluttered open to feel his body still pressed against hers and her head still lying against him, she smiled. She lifted her head up carefully and then sat up as to not wake him. Her eyes settled on his blissful face and she could only wonder what he was dreaming of. There was an urge within her to caresses his face, hair but Rose fought against it, thinking he probably needed a bit more sleep, especially after yesterday.

Ever so carefully she slid out of the bed and wadded her way into the bathroom attempting to make as little noise as possible as she turned on the sink to splash water onto her face she glanced down to see her stomach. In her half sleepy state she patted it thinking it was completely normal. Or as normal as it should be for someone carrying what looked like twins.

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[She freezes as he's pointing it out. Could she continue to deny it much longer?]

Yeah, suppose it is. Some curse, yeah?

[She laughs nervously.]

And you stayed. Sort of surprising.

Ohhhhh, I did more than stay.

[He grabs the mobile from where he left it.]

I've got something to study.

[He goes to the beginning.]

[That alerts her and she approaches him.]

Study? Oh no you don't!

[She makes a grab for the mobile.]

I can't believe you.

Oi! I need to study some of this phenomena to get a better understanding. Now I have it on tape.

[He keeps the mobile away and manages to send a copy to the TARDIS for later study.]

[Jackie.]

She should really punch you in the balls, mate.

You taped the whole thing!? There is no phenomena to study. Give it back!

[She's glaring and frantic.]

Why do you have to study it anyway? Future reference?

Exactly. Get a better understanding. My you were a big one.

[Jackie.]

You're a big...

[10 to Jackie.]

Hush you.

Well it happens when you're carrying half alien twins.

But you weren't. That's the punch-line. The pregnancy was a fake.

[He continues watching.]

But, on a serious note, pickles and ice cream? That's just gross.

It felt real.

[She looks over at him.]

Is it gone?

I was hungry alright. It seemed like the thing to have at the time.

Wellllll, I knew a short bald man who ate odd things as well. Made a living off of that.

[Jackie.]

He should have eaten your hearts out.

Oh really? What was his name?

Started with an A I think. He ate the oddest things though. Cickets, bugs, fried bat, blood soup, rotten fish gills...

Rotten fish gills?

[She looks a bit squeamish.]

[He's listing to take his mind off of the hallucination still glaring at him.]

Oh yeah. Then there's fried pigs brains, donkey's milk, animal testies, turtle jelly...

[The thought of those foods prove to much for the turmoil in her stomach. She clasp a hand to her mouth and runs straight to the loo to dispose of the contents of her stomach. She starts to dry heave over the bowl.]

Did I forget the tea drink made with dried out flatworms?

[Jackie.]

You're a sick bastard.

[She starts to throw up at the thought unable to take it anymore.]

[He makes a face.]

Welllll, now she knows better than to eat pickles and ice cream.

[Jackie.]

Wanker!

[10 to Jackie.]

You sound like a parrot.

[After flushing she goes to the sink turning the water on and cleaning her face. She then proceeds to gargle.]

[To Jackie.]

Isn't it time for you to vanish yet?

[Jackie.]

Isn't it time for you to drown yourself?

[She towels off and walks back into the living him to glare at him.]

I'm surprised you didn't try and tape that.

Naaaaaah. I'd never do that.

[Jackie.]

Oh yes you would.

[She gives him this look like she doesn't believe him.]

So now that you've had your fun at my expense, you're gonna swan off?

[Jackie.]

Of course he is, that's what he's best at.

[10 to Jackie.]

Oi! You're not real so your opinion is irrelevant! Go vanish back to where you came from!

[She looks at him and shakes her head.]

So who is it?